Norm MacDonald

 I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh. . . one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn`t know me now if you`d seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, "what are you, zero?" And I`d go, "no, I`m one over here!" 

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